[Mark]
Sunday football I got boot off the pitch
Some people gamble as a way to get rich
I gotta find a better way to invest in zeroes, oh

They say that rents may damage your health
I'd rather save it all to spend on myself
I got a letter of eviction and I'm no hero

[All]
Oh, oh, oh, oh

[Ben]
I'm not a saver I'm a spender (Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh)
I'm a one weekender

[All]
What can we do when our 2 worlds collide?

[Paul]
There's only 10 ways to survive all the chances of knowing

[All]
After a hard day of work I go home
I dunno where I'm going, but I'm ready to go
I made a lotta money, but got nothing to show
And now it's 2:59 and I'm still waiting for the train to go home

[Chris]
I've been thinking 'bout the meaning of life
Plenty of butter but I don't have a knife
Sure beats the hell outta waiting for a ticket to Rino

Watching TV makes me really upset
I wonder why I haven't been on it yet
I'm silly waiting for a part in a Tarrantino

[Ben]
(Oh, oh, oh, oh) No, no, no, no
I'm not a saver I'm a spender (Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh)
I'm a 1 weekender

[All]
What can we do when our 2 worlds collide?

[Paul]
There's only 10 ways to survive all the chances of knowing

[All]
After a hard day of work I go home
Y'know, I dunno where I'm going, but I'm ready to go
I made a lotta money, but got nothing to show
And now it's 2:59 and I'm still waiting for the train to go home

[Paul]
Yeah, yeah, I said I wanna go home

[All]
What can we do when our 2 world collide? Oh...

After a hard day of work I go home
I dunno where I'm going, but I'm ready to go

[Paul]
I said I

[All]
Made a lotta money, but got nothing to show

[Paul]
And now it's

[All]
2:59 and I'm still waiting for the train to go home

[Paul]
Yeah, I'm waiting for the train to go home