ALANIS MORISETTE
from the album \'jagged little pill\'


an Fisold Bman Fisturned ninety-giseight
he won the FislotteBry and Fisdied the next gisday
it\'s aFis blackB fly in yourFis chardgisonnay
it\'s aFis death rowB pardon twoFis minutes togis late

isn\'t it FisironiBc... don\'t youFis thinkgis   

<> it\'s like rFisainB on your wFisedding dgisay 
           it\'s a freeFis riBde when you\'vFise alreadgisy paid
           it\'s the goodFis adviBce that youFis just didn\'gist take
           Awho would have gisthought... it Fisfigures

mr. play-it-safe was afraid to fly
he packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
he waited his whole damn life just to take that flight
and as the plane crashed down he thouht "well isn\'t this nice..."

and isn\'t itFis ironiBc... don\'t yoFisu thinkgis?  

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well Blife has a funny way of sneaking Fisup on you
when you think everything is okay and giseverything\'s going right
and lBife has a funny way of helping yFisou out when
you think everything\'s gone wrong andgis everything blows up in your face


a traffic jam when you are already late
a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
it\'s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
it\'s like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife

and isn\'t itFis ironicB... don\'t yoFisu think?gis   
a little too Fisironic.B.. and yeah i Fisreally do think.gis.. 

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lBife has a funny way of sneaking up on Fisyou
lBife has a funny, funny wayFis of helping you oBut -- helping you out