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A A/G (3x222x) C D E A A/G
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
CSee how they run like pigs from a gun see howD they fly
I'm Acrying

Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

A A/G D/F# (2x023x) Famj7 G A A/G
Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
FCorporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man
Byou've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long


Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess boy
you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man
you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

CHORUS
I am the Cegg-man,   they are the Degg-men,   I am the EWalrus Goo goo g' joob

AMister city A/Gp'liceman sitting Cpretty little Dp'lice men Ein a row A     A/G   
CSee how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see howD they run
I'm crAying     I'm cry Dsus4- ing  I'm Acrying   I'm Ecry - Ding D7  


BRIDGE

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BSitting in an AEnglish garGden waiting Ffor the sunE.       FIf the sun don't come
B7 you get a tan from standing in the English rain        I am the Cegg-man...

CHORUS