Well I stumble and toy around; I'm drunk and full of smoke
My wife tells me I've had enough and said I'm sick get out!
So I stumble down to Kelly's Pub across the edge of town
And I told the boys me story and we have another round

Refrain:
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight,
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight,

And if I see a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and FIGHT

And Mary McGregor, well she was a pretty horror
She always greeted you with a smile and never locked her door
And the day she died all the men in town wept
For Mary McGregor finally got some sleep

Refrain

Well I once loved a girl
A child untold
I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold
So now I sit standing here out in the pouring rain
I'll stumble down to Kelly's Pub
And cry away my pain

Refrain