Sony Holiday's a hero of the West
He likes to shoot (the) ladies right between the breasts
With his Eucaliptus (With his Eucaliptus)
With his Eucaliptus (With his Eucaliptus)

His Eucaliptus is a mighty hefty gun
The Rio Brawo ladies seen no better fun
Than his Eucaliptus (Than his Eucaliptus)
Than his Eucaliptus (Than his Eucaliptus)

His Eucaliptus makes the ladies stand in line
'cos his gun's so big, so fast, so hot, so fine
One thing our Sony boy just can't figure out
's Why even Indians wanna put it in their mouths

His girlfriends Lo and Sheila the local fun for hire
They blow his gun all day, it fills them with desire
They love his Eucaliptus, They love his Eucaliptus
They love his Eucaliptus, They love his Eucaliptus

It newer crossed their mind to ask him for a dime
Cos other guns in town ain't really worth their time
They need his Eucaliptus, They need his Eucaliptus
They need his Eucaliptus, They need his Eucaliptus

And when the night has come and Sony's outta bullets
He hides his piece away he knows it's time to cool it
Rest Eucaliptus when you get your beauty sleep
You sure gonna be again on everybody's lips