Sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm fucking lazy

B     Bite my lip aAnd close myE eyes          B 
Take me away to paAradise       E               B 
I'm so damn bored I'm gAoing blind   E 
And I smell like shit        A 

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
And I lost the key

B     Bite my lip aAnd close myE eyes          B 
Take me away to paAradise       E               B 
I'm so damn bored I'm gAoing blind   E 
And I smell like shit        A 
EI got no motivatiDon
EWhere is my motivatDion
ENo time for the motivation D 
ESmoking my inspiratDion       B       A       E 

Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're fucking lazy

B     Bite my lip aAnd close myE eyes          B 
Take me away to paAradise       E               B 
I'm so damn bored I'm gAoing blind   E           B 
And lonelinessA has to suffice  E      B 
Bite my lip aAnd close my eyeEs          B 
I was slipping away to paAradise          E            B 
Some say: "quit or I'All go blind"       E 
But it's justB a myth   A