FI a wisGh Cyou smelled a little funny
FNoa t jGusCt funny really bad
FWea coGulCd roam the streets forever
FJua st GliCke cats but we'd never stray
FI a somGetCimes wish you were a mermaid
FI a couGldC raise you in the tub at home
FWea coGulCd take a swim together
FOna weGekCly daytrips to the bay


FOoa oooGohC, you and me
FIta woGulCd be only you and me
You and me

I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay

I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
And sing for you if it would be okay

FOha OhG, Cyou and me
FIta G9;Cll be only you and me
FOoa oohG, Cyou and me
FIta G9;Cll be only you and me
F a G C F a G G

e Peoa ple say
FThGere are plenty of fish
e In a the sea
FBaGby, all I do I wish
No chords
I wish, I wish I..

FI a wisGh Cyou were a little slower
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed
I could put you on a socket
And you could never run away
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day

Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
It'll be only you and me