Dropped-D tuning (DADGBE)

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G1 Various talking... repeat as neccessary

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G1 See you merry christmas no cheap ones

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G1 Happy

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G1 Happiness is good yes we like that

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G1 Happy happy happy happy happy happiness is good

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G1 Think the slayer tour is out or what? slayer tour is not out

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More humorous talking... =)